Facebook... why do I keep running back to you?
With very few exceptions, none of my "friends" have anything worthwhile to say. I have no desire to know what some girl I met at a party once ate for dinner, how hungover any of my cousins are, or what some hipster I went to High School with is listening to via Youtube. There is no real information to be gained from any of these people. I see comparisons between these people's status updates and the dead bird that's been laying in front of Firestine for the last few days.
Mostly because I can't help but look.
Ever since I got the iPhone, Facebook has become a problem. It is literally right at my side, calling out to me. "Look at me," it says. "It's the only way to know what's going on."
And so I am drawn in. not 4 hours goes by that I don't check my friends' updates. It's become a problem. I need help. I've tried unfriending the pople I don't like, but they always find a way to add me back. What can I do? Is there anyone out there? Show me the way out!
I see this as a no-brainer. Just deactivate your facebook account. tah-dah! :)
ReplyDeleteBut then how will everyone know what's on my mind via cryptic song lyrics?
ReplyDeleteThey won't!!! But isn't that the point??? Ignorance is bliss--and I'm completely ok with NOT knowing how my friends are feeling every second of every day. I dare you to deactivate your fb page one week and see how you feel afterwards.
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